LaCroix, pronounced la-croy, is a seltzer water brand sold in grocers throughout the United States (Lafuente, 2017). Their candy-colored canned, sometimes bottled, carbonated beverages come in 21 subtly fruity flavors such as Cran-raspberry, Coconut, and my favorite, Pamplemousse (Heil, 2019). In the early decades of it’s existence, LaCroix was predominantly…